Blowjob checks! Oh, tickets... But I can give you a blowjob too, you want one?

Oh, come on, you guys are fucking?! And your mother isn't fucked, you selfish people

Sister, you're really drunk, aren't you? Well, you'll forget everything, and I'll throw you a stick

Sister, did you learn how to suck dicks? Show me, but I've already seen you naked

Let's do homework so my husband can jerk off to me instead of porn

I waited for fmf for nothing - they just suck my dick and go on making out

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

I'm fucking my daughter's friend😧 Who knew she'd get on my dick?

Mom, are you here to fuck? I will, but I won't go to school and not a word to my father

I invited a girl over and she's getting fucked. Eh, I thought I was the only one she'd give

Loves to have a big dick in her ass, so she only gives to Negroes

He made me suck him, but I didn't suck him! And I didn't cheat on you...

She's already giving it to everybody while her husband's not looking - fucked a pregnant woman

What kind of husband lets his friend suck his dick? A cuckold, of course

My sister asks for cunnilingus, and I'd like to fuck her. Lick her, what if she gives it to me later?

Are you out of your mind? Suck it here and now, we won't get burned! What was I driving for?

She gives herself a hand job and gives it to her anus - here's her ass, go ahead and fuck it

I gave it to my son in the anus. Husband's gone now, it doesn't count as cheating

Are you going to whore? Here's my dick for you - if you don't come, you can't get out

My husband hasn't fucked me in two weeks

Sister, teach me how to fuck, for some reason girls don't let me

Brother, it's too late to be shy - I've got my dick in my hand, now I have to fuck

Son, are you stupid? I can't get laid, but you've got a big dick. Fuck it already

No money, but you can be in me instead of fingers, okay?